drawing a penis on my face because i am having a sleep over by myself and the jokes on me

Julian went to go see the re-release of The Lion King only to be surprised that the Glee cast was doing a photoshoot in the middle of the film.
Right as Mufasa passes in the film, the photographer snaps the picture and Julian doesn’t know whether to smile or cry.
(made by: lordgreasy)
(requested by: inyourize and adiheartsgreen)
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
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Julian Casablancas - I Like The Night
more like I LIKE TO RUIN LIVES OF TEENAGERS








